Corrupt-A-Wish [OOC Thread Game]

[metempsychosis]

CORRUPT ~ A ~ WISH

Our thread is woefully short on mini-games, so I figured I'd get a few started today, beginning with a good old classic. The rules to this are simple - the first person osts a wish, and then the person after them grants the wish with some sort of corrupted twist. Then that person makes a wish, and the chain continues. You can do this in character, or out of character - its all up to you!

Example:

The Doctor: I really wish the Dalek would disappear.

Madam Kovarian: Congratulations, your wish is granted! The Cybermen have destroyed the Dalek. Unfortunately, they also used the remaining Dalek technology to give themselves an upgrade, creating a new race - the Cyberdalek. They even have their own catchphrase - OBLITERATE!

And for the record Doctor, I really wish you would just die.

Jack Sparrow: Congratulations, your doctor is dead, and now there's nobody around to fix you up cheap - assuming he's that sort of doctor. Well, if you want him dead then perhaps he is. Now, as for me, I really wish I knew where all the rum had gone...

And so on and so forth XDD

So, to get us started:

I really wish I could go home early today...

[~ ADMIN ELEVENIE]

Wish granted! However, when you get home, the power's out in your apartment because the fuse box thingie exploded, and thusly fried your computer and all of your electronics. Also, it turns out you DO have buggies and lots of them, as they've been thriving in the time between your coming home and the A/C shutting off.

Now, not to gross anybody out, but I really wish I could just gather up the motivation to go take a damn shower. Seriously. It's pissing me off but I just can't be bothered.

[metempsychosis]

Granted! You are now squeaky clean and all shiny new, but when you get back to your computer desk you discover an offline from Mete telling you she's not going to be online for a few months, because while her computer would only take a week to fix it simply isn't a top priority since there really are bugs in the house, meaning throwing away two new mattresses, all cloth items, and fumigating, which is thousands of dollars her family doesn't have. D:

I really wish that post hadn't made me paranoid all over again ;.;